cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

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emojinalgirl:

Rihanna makes me wanna show my titties man who wanna see my titties

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ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

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canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

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